No, you did not expect a post anytime soon.  I did not expect to make a post anytime soon, either.

Why’s that?  After all the work I’ve put into this blog, it sort of went…empty.



All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.


Been busy here, literally.  I think it doesn’t make sense but yea.

As usual, site broke and nobody noticed yay.  Now it’s back up yay.

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Harry, go hit the f#@king link…

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First Hand Experience @ Startup Culture


Welp, I thought I never be taking a trip down Silicon Valley.  I thought you know, I was the kid who just knew how to wrangle shit and not ever be touched by souls.

Well goddamn it was I wrong.


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EDIT: I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BLOG! It’s been a great honor to keep an almost half-dead blog for so long.

Brief history:

It started in 2013 on’s hosting service specifically tailored for WordPress called (BlogPress?) and ever since I discovered how to access cPanel (when you’re not supposed to), I decided to get a Linode VPS and setup a ridiculous varnish cached setup (now just 1 server) but nonetheless it’s still going strong.

On this honorary day, I have a new blog post for you! (HOW IRONIC HOW I MAKE A POST ON THE SAME DAY OF THE ANNIVERSARY!)

Well, I just made a recent discovery that might confirm the evolution of the Illuminati and these artists’ satanic powers.


What the!?!?

What the!?!?


Let me guess, It’s been a long time since I made a blog post.


Ever since October 1st, a lot has changed, and to briefly explain them: I dropped out, and now I work at a job & another side-project, but I’ll detail this later.


Anyways, there has been quite a bit of design problems surrounding the cluster, so those are getting ironed out at the moment (truth; procrastination!) and as soon as there’s a solid plan, I’ll let you know more details.


I also would like to announce that 6/23/2015 is the official 2 year anniversary of this blog! Yay!


I’ll see you then!

Serious Update

Well I’d go ahead and just briefly explain the premise of what went on since my last post.

I’ve been enjoying my last 3 months of summer (which I’ll never get to have again, by the way), but a lot of things went through my mind as I thought about updating this blog to standard professionalism.

Right now, I’m currently in college (started just about a week ago), and I have come up with an idea (that has lasted a while) that will help achieve that goal.

In order to point people in the right direction, I’m going to be moving What Gives? to a sub domain,  Trust me, you’ll know when this transition happens.  For right now, enjoy reading your content!

Another change I’ll be making is switching out of WordPress.  It worked since the blog began in June 2013, but as the blog has existed, I’ve heard of nasty security bugs that should not affect WordPress, but do because people can’t or don’t take the time to audit their own code.  So instead of continuing WordPress, a small scaled platform will either be developed (or an alternative CMS) will be used.  As much as I love WordPress for blogging, the security bugs scare me and my love with WordPress.  It’s like people want to murder my love and passion, and it’s sad :'(  Right now however, this is all pure speculation (the change of CMSes) and may continue to use WordPress.

Enough tears, finally, one more update to add.  As you can see, my blog was somehow hijacked and now we have a new member on the team, The Lone Wolf!  He will soon be posting a bit about himself, but to briefly summarize; he’s a Computer Programmer who knows quite a bit (hint: he may be able to touch up the blog theme a bit!) and he will be adding some content to the blog.

I will also be returning to the blog as well for adding content, as the goal will be weekly to monthly content updates.

That’s all I have for now.  There will be more as things get closer to the transition.


Hello there, you may call me BoJack Horsema-er… Wolf. I felt that the blog was a bit too quiet and needed some more entries, so, using the awe-inspiring power of MySQL and SSH, I gave myself an account on Joe’s blog.

I’m nearly invisible to all but maybe 7 people out of the how-ever-so-many billion people in this world, so you (person reading this) probably know shit-all about me. To overcomplicate the description of me, I’m a fucked-up person with a wonderfully fucked-up life, and I’ll be sharing some some of my stories, screw-ups, and secrets with the rest of you over the next little while.

(PS. I have no shame in swearing.)

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My sister and her 2 cousins are currently on a bike trip down the west coast!


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What the hell?





Well holy f$#ck it’s been a while!

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Some people have some confusion as to what is this blog?

I’m more than happy to tell you.

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